u/call_ur_mom
Negative results are super important to science. Your friend is a rock star.
u/Quirky-Reputation-89
A lot of this is a result of breeding. We have the technology. Breed a milk giraffe.
u/Psychogistt
You can milk anything with nipples
u/LtPowers
Yes. I don't think you'll find many lactating people saying they *enjoy* pumping.
u/Commercial-Hour-2417
But why not pig milk?
u/DazB1ane
Isn’t that essentially what human breast pumping is?
u/JKmelda
Having worked with pigs and goats and having milked cows as my first job, I cannot fathom trying to milk a pig. They just don’t have the personality for it and the amount of effort you would
u/Kindly-Discipline-53
I haven't seen anyone else mention udders but I looked up [Udder on Wikipedia ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udder)and that does seem to be the deciding factor.
>An **udder** is an [orga
u/Datonecatladyukno
What a terrible day to have eyes
u/Psychogistt
You can milk anything with nipples
u/Kindly-Discipline-53
I haven't seen anyone else mention udders but I looked up [Udder on Wikipedia ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Udder)and that does seem to be the deciding factor.
>An **udder** is an [orga
u/Nogero37
I’ve got nipples. Can you milk me?
u/SaintsNoah14
Yeah but without mechanical suction and air-tight seals for most of human history, we didn't breed udderless animals for milk production nor develop a culture of consuming their milk.
u/Emergency_Ask_9697
Yes he could. He, and anyone really, can milk anything with nipples with enough perseverance. Just because we can do something, doesn’t mean we should
u/chrispybobispy
I have nipples can you milk me?
u/SmartForARat
Bro, people have drank pig milk and goat milk and all other kinds of milk.
The reason cows are preferred is because we've selectively bred them for thousands of years to produce copious a
u/Quirky-Reputation-89
A lot of this is a result of breeding. We have the technology. Breed a milk giraffe.
u/NUGFLUFF
I have nipples, u/Motorspuppyfrog, could you milk me?
u/darkwyng7986
1) I think cows and goats produce more volume of milk than other animals - efficient production plays a role in choosing cows and goats for the most part for milk
2) We also drink human milk
u/UnfortunateSyzygy
I worked with a girl who had to milk pigs as part of her master's dissertation in veterinary science. It's apparently kinda hard to do and they don't produce a ton like cows or goats do.
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u/english_major
Many years ago, I worked in an agricultural research station. We got 35 litres of milk out of each cow every day. It might be even more now.
u/DebutsPal
It's just really hard to milk a dog
u/meow4352
“I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?”
Thanks for the laugh!
Edited to add y’all this is from the movie “[meet the parents](https://youtu.be/bXNwzKo5Yps?si=zQHlNAC3grnSu86t)” please no mo
u/SmartForARat
Bro, people have drank pig milk and goat milk and all other kinds of milk.
The reason cows are preferred is because we've selectively bred them for thousands of years to produce copious a
u/JKmelda
Having worked with pigs and goats and having milked cows as my first job, I cannot fathom trying to milk a pig. They just don’t have the personality for it and the amount of effort you would
u/LtPowers
> They like it.
To the extent that it relieves the uncomfortable pressure in their udders, I suppose that's true.
u/therapewpew
you mentioned all the animals that we milk, but no one mentioned udders! I think horses and donkeys are the only exceptions?
udders are p much the reason we selectively breed and milk those
u/Careful_Farmer_2879
Cows will literally walk up to an automatic milking carousel and get on it. Not making that up. They like it.
u/hotel2oscar
We bred cows for milk and pigs for meat. And pigs are ornery and not exactly as open to the idea of sharing their milk as a cow apparently.
u/Buford12
Humans can drink any mammals milk. We use cows milk, sheep milk, goat milk, horse milk, and camel milk, buffalo milk, yak milk, reindeer milk, and donkey milk. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
u/sexrockandroll
Probably the time/cost of harvesting it is a big barrier. Cows are docile and huge and make a lot of milk.
u/MornGreycastle
Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
u/hotel2oscar
We bred cows for milk and pigs for meat. And pigs are ornery and not exactly as open to the idea of sharing their milk as a cow apparently.
u/Wonderful-Road9491
One time when I was a kid I milked my dog and tasted it and it was meh at best
u/Ok-Comment-9154
He did. When Robert De Niro asked if you can milk him he yelled at the screen 'YES!!'
This is actually a sensitive topic for him.
u/meow4352
“I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?”
Thanks for the laugh!
u/FWR978
Weirdest thing imma post today.
Ungulates, in particular, make milk, a complete protein, out of mostly grass and fodder. Predator milk is less efficient, and it would be better to just eat t
u/LtPowers
> They like it.
To the extent that it relieves the uncomfortable pressure in their udders, I suppose that's true.
u/sexrockandroll
Probably the time/cost of harvesting it is a big barrier. Cows are docile and huge and make a lot of milk.
u/Motorspuppyfrog
Size matters, too. Theoretically, you could get milk from a dog, a rabbit or a cat but how much milk is that and is it worth it?
u/Joeshi
You should watch Meet the Parents.
u/DebutsPal
It's just really hard to milk a dog
u/Buford12
Humans can drink any mammals milk. We use cows milk, sheep milk, goat milk, horse milk, and camel milk, buffalo milk, yak milk, reindeer milk, and donkey milk. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
u/Slow_North_8577
But your dog was a male....
u/Rammite
Mmmmm tall boob juice
u/chrispybobispy
I have nipples can you milk me?
u/therapewpew
you mentioned all the animals that we milk, but no one mentioned udders! I think horses and donkeys are the only exceptions?
udders are p much the reason we selectively breed and milk those
u/Careful_Farmer_2879
Cows will literally walk up to an automatic milking carousel and get on it. Not making that up. They like it.